have I ever mentioned, that there is a vampire-cat in my neighborhood?
baby sabertooth omg
respect but no fucking way
i think i broke my collarbone watching this
Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.
Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.
Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.
"Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"
"Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"
"Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"
Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.
never let the "here’s a list of cool au’s" trend die
- excited stage actor on opening night and harassed theater employee au
- speaking of which, drama club au (so many possibilities with this one; cast as the lead couple, star of the show and jealous understudy, chorus member and…
dark hazels, and rustic baskets of kisses.
I want to do with you
what spring does with the cherry trees.
idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a god damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime
Nicki Minaj (2010 → 2014)